Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography
On a more serious note, I think we’re all here, a little disappointed, more than a little disappointed, that a certain wedding did not take place.
Caesar Flickerman + his otp
"Dressing well is a form of good manners, if you ask me. When you’re standing in a room, your effect is the same as a chair’s effect, or a sculpture’s. You’re part of someone’s view, you’re part of that world, and so you should dress well. I find it’s a show of respect to try to put on your best face and look as good as you can."
– Tom Ford